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The stars have opinions about you. Specific ones. “Pisces female falling for much older man and just moved to new city after graduating law school”
Mercury is currently whispering that your life choices have the exact energy of a Lifetime movie protagonist, and honestly, the cosmos is here for it. Today you'll convince yourself that his unavailability is actually just "emotional depth," while simultaneously unpacking boxes and Googling "is the age gap weird or am I just insecure." By evening you'll have reorganized your kitchen three times because your feelings are too big for your body and apparently must be channeled into Tupperware organization.
Lucky number: 7
Because you'll check your phone seven times before he texts back, and seven is a holy number, so maybe that means something.
Avoid today: Texting your law school group chat about him
You will sound unhinged and they will screenshot it forever.
Cosmic advice: Just because you passed the bar doesn't mean you have to pass judgment on yourself—though you absolutely will anyway.
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“aquarius”
“aquarius, presentation for school”
“scorpio”
“Aries”
“Pisces female falling for much older man and just moved to new city after graduating law school”
“Pisces - male 61 falling for a much younger woman he dated 3 years ago - she reached out”
“Pisces - female 28 falling for an older man, and just moved to a new city where she know no one”
“Pisces - falling for an older man, and just moved to DC from Chicago”
“Pisces - falling for an older man, just graduated law school and moved to DC”
“Pisces - falling for an older man and starting a new job as an attorney”
“Aries”
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