Which World Cup Team Are You?

Every four years, billions of people lose their minds, paint their faces, and scream at a television over a ball. You're one of those people. Congratulations — or condolences.

But which World Cup team truly speaks to your soul? Are you a dynasty of dominance, a heartbreaking near-miss, or just pure beautiful chaos? Answer these totally scientific questions and we'll tell you exactly which footballing nation lives in your chest.