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The stars have opinions about you. Specific ones. “Aries”
Today you will absolutely believe you invented a revolutionary idea at 2 PM that someone mentioned to you at 1:45 PM. Your natural confidence will prevent any self-reflection about this, which is both your greatest strength and most persistent problem. By evening you'll have already told three people it was your idea, and they'll probably believe you because you're very convincing when you're wrong.
Lucky number: 7 (it's aggressive and doesn't explain itself)
Avoid today: Admitting you didn't know something
Cosmic advice: Listening is just talking but slower, so technically you're already trying.
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“Aries”
“Pisces female falling for much older man and just moved to new city after graduating law school”
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“Pisces - female 28 falling for an older man, and just moved to a new city where she know no one”
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“Pisces - falling for an older man, just graduated law school and moved to DC”
“Pisces - falling for an older man and starting a new job as an attorney”
“Aries”
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