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The stars have opinions about you. Specific ones. “Pisces - falling for an older man, and just moved to DC from Chicago”
Today you'll convince yourself that his emotional unavailability is actually "depth," and you'll text him a carefully crafted message about missing Chicago that is secretly about missing him. The cosmos suggests your boxes are still unpacked because some part of you hasn't fully committed to DC yet—much like how you haven't fully committed to being realistic about this situation.
Lucky number: 47
Because it's the age gap you're already doing math on in your head.
Avoid today: Posting wistful sunset photos with melancholic captions
That's how he finds out you're spiraling, and you're trying to seem mysterious and unaffected.
Cosmic advice: You can't heal his emotional wounds with your imagination, no matter how good your intentions are.
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“Pisces - falling for an older man, and just moved to DC from Chicago”
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“Aries”
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