Brutally Honest Horoscope

The universe is basically screaming at you to remember that nostalgia is just memory with the hard parts edited out — she reached out because something changed in her life, not because she suddenly discovered you're the one that got away. Today you'll convince yourself that her text was a sign of destiny; it was probably just a sign that her Wi-Fi was working. Your Neptune-ruled brain is already writing a whole rom-com script, but the actual plot is more likely to be a cautionary tale about why your friends stopped setting you up with younger women. Lucky number: 3 Because that's how many years ago this already didn't work out, and apparently you needed a cosmic reminder. Avoid today: Making any big declarations or sending long, heartfelt messages that you'll regret in 48 hours. Cosmic advice: Ask her to coffee first, not because the stars say so, but because your ex-wife's lawyer says so.