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The stars have opinions about you. Specific ones. “Pisces - falling for an older man, just graduated law school and moved to DC”
Today you'll convince yourself that this older man represents "stability" and "wisdom," when really he just has better lighting in his apartment and remembers things from the '90s. Your freshly minted law degree is whispering that you should analyze the relationship logically, but your Pisces brain is already writing your wedding vows in a journal you think he'll never find. The universe says: enjoy the fantasy, but maybe make sure he's not just impressed that you have student loans he could theoretically help with.
Lucky number: 47
Because it's old enough to seem distinguished but young enough to still have a TikTok account.
Avoid today: Googling his ex-girlfriend's LinkedIn profile
Your Pisces detective skills will only confirm what you already fear, and you'll spiral for three hours.
Cosmic advice: A prestigious law degree and romantic delusion are not mutually exclusive.
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