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The stars have opinions about you. Specific ones. “scorpio”
Today you will experience an inexplicable urge to text someone you shouldn't, which you will rationalize as "just checking in" before spending three hours analyzing their response for hidden meaning. Your brooding intensity peaks around 2pm, making you insufferable in group chats but magnetic one-on-one, which is exactly how you like it anyway.
Lucky number: 8
Because it's basically two zeros stacked on top of each other, much like your emotional availability.
Avoid today: Asking "what are you thinking about right now" unless you're prepared for an actual answer.
Cosmic advice: Just because you *can* remember everyone who wronged you since 2008 doesn't mean you should bring it up.
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“Aries”
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