Brutally Honest Horoscope

You're going to convince yourself that this older man is your soulmate because he remembered you like oat milk in your coffee, which is actually just basic listening skills, but your heart will make it mean everything. The universe is absolutely setting up a meet-cute with someone age-appropriate at the farmer's market or gym within the next two weeks, but you'll be too busy analyzing his text response time to notice. Your Piscean gift for self-delusion has never been stronger, so at least you're consistent. Lucky number: 7 Because you'll need to be seven different versions of yourself before you stop romanticizing unavailable men. Avoid today: Making any major decisions while listening to Fleetwood Mac or Bon Iver. Cosmic advice: You moved to a new city to become someone new—don't immediately become someone's side character in their story.