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The stars have opinions about you. Specific ones. “Pisces - falling for an older man and starting a new job as an attorney”
Today you'll convince yourself that your new older man is actually a deeply misunderstood genius, right up until you realize you're doing emotional labor you wouldn't bill a client for. Your new attorney job will go great until a Zoom call where you accidentally unmute yourself sighing dramatically about your feelings—very Pisces, very on brand. By 3 PM you'll have rewritten three emails to sound less "haunted Victorian ghost" and more "competent legal professional," which honestly shows growth.
Lucky number: 7 (the number of times you'll check his Instagram today)
Avoid today: Quoting poetry in depositions
Cosmic advice: Your feelings are valid; your billable hours are not the place to process them.
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“Pisces - falling for an older man and starting a new job as an attorney”
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