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The stars have opinions about you. Specific ones. “aquarius, presentation for school”
Today you will deliver your presentation with the confidence of someone who definitely practiced it out loud at least once, and your classmates will nod politely while internally checking their phones. Mercury suggests your "unique perspective" on the assignment will either be genius or deeply confusing—possibly both simultaneously, which is very on-brand for you.
Lucky number: 7
Because it's prime, like your contrarian take on literally everything.
Avoid today: Making eye contact for more than 3 seconds
It makes you uncomfortable and gives off "I'm about to drop a conspiracy theory" energy.
Cosmic advice: Your slides don't need animations, Aquarius. Just tell them what you know.
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