A list of symptoms you may experience if you have the swine flu vs if you just take a trip to Mexico

Relax people have a glass or better yet a bottle of wine and live a longer happier life. Or at least a longer buzzed life.

Here you go , patient 0, where the swine flu started, damn kids

Men are pigs I guess huh, check this babe out, this is how the Swine Flu all got started people

How to survive the swine flu and if you are already infected, how to bring down as many others as possible

Not sure why you would want to drink you wine out of a straw of any kind really, but here is a cool picture of some wine glasses with a built in straw.

At least this could be a way that you could enjoy your wine while have deniability in that you thought it was water. Yes officer I had a few bottles of water before driving, strange.

A funny picture showing the Hormone Guide. Just for men about women - their hormones and how best to act based on the situation. I'll give you a hint, alcohol works best...