wow, what kind of restaurant are you at to get a crazy fortune cookie fortune like this? maybe you shouldn't answer that. Rectal use only? really?

Funny sign with a slight political message. You had better be nice to America or we will bring Democracy to your country.

The jokes about how dumb Sarah Palin is never really stop, but she is her own worst enemy really, here she is at a debate and she clearly has a cheat sheet written down on her hands, perhaps she could work at McDonalds

Charlie Sheen is always 'winning', and now you can be a part of Team Sheen with your very own funny TShirt

Funny sign, please do not throw your cigarette butts in the urinal as it makes them too soggy to light

This hilarious elevator for smart people ditches boring numbered buttons for math equations! Instead of pressing "4," you'll need to solve "2+2" to reach your floor. Perfect for testing your arithmetic skills during your daily commute!

Now here is a funny joke that will surely make it through all of your friends email about a robot lie detector and a not so truthful family.

A very cool picture of the clouds aligning just perfectly to for a smiling happy sunset

Check out this video of a deer eating a bird that appears to be injured, can't fly or something. Also amazing watching the other birds trying to defend the bird from the deer by attacking the deer the best they can.

Yes, handy in the title was on purpose. As you can see from this Walmart receipt from whom I assume to be a gal, the self checkout line can be most convenient at avoiding some embarrassment.