An actual receipt for nothing, and notice that nothing is very expensive for what you get anyway.

wow, $20 freaking dollars for a crap sandwich really, I can't imagine what this would taste like nor why you would even order it, that is one funny receipt

Yes, handy in the title was on purpose. As you can see from this Walmart receipt from whom I assume to be a gal, the self checkout line can be most convenient at avoiding some embarrassment.

See people, this is why you are ALWAYS nice to the people that serve and prepare your food while eating out, well at least until you get your food then you can be as rude as you want. I am thinking that spitting your food is probably the best that can happen compared to what they could do while...