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Tell us your problems. We'll make 'em rhyme. “she took the air fryer when she left”
"She Fried Me Like a Chicken Wing"
Verse:
She packed her bags on a Tuesday night,
Said our love had lost its sizzle and its light,
But what really got me, what made me cry,
Was she took that air fryer—Lord, I don't know why.
Chorus:
She fried me like a chicken wing, left me golden brown and done,
Took the kitchen's only thing that made my sad heart have some fun,
Now I'm standing in this empty house with nothing but regret,
That Cuisinart was the best dang thing I ever owned, you bet,
She fried me like a chicken wing, and baby, that ain't right,
She took my food, she took my mood, she took my appetite.
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