We have all needed and wanted one of these cards at some point in our life. The you suck at Parking card to be handed out by you as you see fit. We all know who they are, the people that feel the need to take up 2 spots, park diagonally, on the curb, etc...

Get your own wireless wifi network do not park here to steal my bandwidth

Cute girl shows her sexy boobs at the store parking lot by pulling down her little top