Not sure what could have happened here really, but why the hell does an airport have a moat? I mean really, aren't you just asking for an accident by some drunk pilot at some point?

The funniest collection of stupid drunk people doing stupid things. I am sure we have all been witnesses to these types of funny parties as well as victims ourselves.

Finally playing a game of Chess with your grandpa can be fun or at least you can get drunk while you wait for his move. I guess it is true you can make a drinking game out of just about anything.

Now here are a couple of idiot guys that aren't thinking this all the way through. These guys would definitely be contenders if toddler tossing was an Olympic sport. Instead they are one bad throw from having DCFS knocking down the door. What I think is the funniest are the drunk bitcXes in the...

Now here's a guy who is do drunk he can't even sit at the police station while waiting to get tested, arrested, and everything else. Then he decides he doesn't like the way that wall looks. Stupid is as stupid does... can we say DUI

I don't know how you feel about drunk drivers, but I thought this was very funny and a very appropriate parking space for all of them.

Paris Hilton parties, gets drunk on her birthday and does some singing. I guess when you are Paris or have that much money you can pretty much do what you want.... right? I think she has learned that lesson, or maybe not

Don't drink and fly if you are an ugly witch that flies around on a broom stick for Halloween

Drunk and beat up Mario looks like he has seen better days in this funny mug shot.

The girl in this video must be drunk or flat out weird! Either way, her wet salivous chest and exposed thong make this video very entertaining.