A funny picture of a bottle cap warning you as a courtesy to never cook bacon while you are naked. I personally do not have a problem with it but then again I have never tried to cook it while naked either. So proceed at your own risk.

This hilarious Funny Redneck beer wind chime shows true DIY innovation at its finest! Who needs fancy store-bought chimes when empty beer bottles make the perfect musical decoration. Check out this brilliant redneck engineering masterpiece!

At least this could be a way that you could enjoy your wine while have deniability in that you thought it was water. Yes officer I had a few bottles of water before driving, strange.