Don't drink and fly if you are an ugly witch that flies around on a broom stick for Halloween

What happens when one day there is no news to report? Read the scrolling ticker tape, it is crazy funny. No news is good news... I guess that is what they say right

Sexy and funny scene from Everybody loves Raymond - Patricia Heaton funny sex scene in their bedroom.

Celebrity Eva Longoria has reportedly gained 6-10 pounds, probably for the new season of Desperate Housewives where she now has a baby, or is finally realizing that she looks very sexy with more curves than she did when she was way to skinny, I like the new look for sure Eva

Anyone up for some good ole Mortar Ball? Come on, you know you have always wanted to try this, ... if you do, I would wear some protection for those closely protected male parts

Now you can smell the different types of air from many foreign countries from the comfort of your own home, just 19.99 plus shipping. Just bottle up the clean air when you visit these countries and sell it on eBay. I wonder if you can get diet or carb free air... hmm...

Keep an eye on the guy to the right, he sure takes a big fall at this weeding after fainting. Never lock your knees!

Wait till you hear what she says at the end. Fubar busted.

Your two favorite keys on your keyboard if you own a windows machine. Well, those and CTRL ALT DEL

Ahh, if you could only really have this program running, have your computer pour you a beer when you are getting low, very nice