Excuse Generator

Tell us what you're trying to get out of and we'll write you a believable excuse — plus a gloriously absurd Plan B and a tip on how to deliver it with a straight face. Free, instant, no signup.

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FAQ

What is this?

A free AI excuse generator. Describe the situation and it writes a believable excuse, a funny backup, and a delivery tip.

Are the excuses any good?

The first one is built to sound believable; the "Plan B" is there for laughs. Hit generate again for a fresh set.

Is it free?

Yes, completely free and no signup required.