Come on honey, what is taking you song long, I am thirsty already. This guy makes his wife carry all that beer and he has a little back AND he has the umbrella so he won't get all wet.. ahh, shuks

Celebrity Olivia Wilde in a great pose to show off her great legs with heels to boot! Not sure what all the little flotation devices around her are for, but you can hardly notice them anyway.

Well, like it says, if you didn't notice cutie celeb Emma Watson first, then you didn't pass the test. Not that there is anything wrong with that!

wow, great quote by an old lady huh? A man might forget keys, etc.. but he will never forget oral sex no matter how bad it is. I really didn't think there was such a thing as bad oral sex, but I get the point. If you were Bill Clinton, leader of the free world, I think you would take a blowjob...

Doesn't really go with the theme of the site, but thought you would appreciate this unique snake picture. What make it worse is that this is what I woke up to the other morning. Check my blog entry for more info.

Don't you just hate those little black boxes they put over nudity on TV, what's the point of even showing it if you are just going to edit the good parts out?

Mental note, always pick up your sex toys before you get a picture and put it all over the internet... hahaha too funny

Funny Bud Light commercial giving you tips on how to pick up on chicks on the beach.

Funny mspaint vs Adobe Photoshop demotivational poster. Keep with MsPaint, don't give in to the many advanced features of Photoshop you quitter!

Now see, think about all those times you put off going to the dentist, this dental practice has a sign that almost makes it seem fun