Pulling Out, doesn't always work, but condom's just don't feel natural. I don't know about you, but I think after the 3rd or 4th I would have been in to see the doctor! Pull and Pray doesn't work all the time people, consider this your public service message from the AYSOS team.

This hilarious penis art sculpture proves that some art projects definitely need better supervision. When your pottery class takes an unexpectedly phallic turn, you know the instructor might want to reconsider the assignment!

Really, is there that much of a need for this service? This just goes to show, not only is location key if you are going to start a business , but choose your name carefully as well. Although I guess there is really no such thing as bad publicity right?

You are being monitored takes on a hilariously literal meaning in this clever sign that's sure to make you do a double-take. This witty visual pun perfectly captures the absurd humor we love at AYSOS.

Come on honey, what is taking you song long, I am thirsty already. This guy makes his wife carry all that beer and he has a little back AND he has the umbrella so he won't get all wet.. ahh, shuks

Celebrity Olivia Wilde in a great pose to show off her great legs with heels to boot! Not sure what all the little flotation devices around her are for, but you can hardly notice them anyway.

Well, like it says, if you didn't notice cutie celeb Emma Watson first, then you didn't pass the test. Not that there is anything wrong with that!

wow, great quote by an old lady huh? A man might forget keys, etc.. but he will never forget oral sex no matter how bad it is. I really didn't think there was such a thing as bad oral sex, but I get the point. If you were Bill Clinton, leader of the free world, I think you would take a blowjob...

Doesn't really go with the theme of the site, but thought you would appreciate this unique snake picture. What make it worse is that this is what I woke up to the other morning. Check my blog entry for more info.

Mental note, always pick up your sex toys before you get a picture and put it all over the internet... hahaha too funny