Funny Do not disturb sign on hotel door, this is a no nonsense sign telling you exactly what is going on inside and why you should stay away... well or go in depending on your preferences.

A quick song - jingle for aysos.com we thought you might enjoy.

Finally the perfect vehicle you have been looking to purchase. Time and time again , you just couldn't find that right look.

See what our fire fighters have to put up with! California has wild fire problems, Kansas gets tornados and Nevada gets fire tornadoes, can you imagine seeing that coming at you?

wow, now here is some serious hardware in use to keep the baby in the crib. Is electric fencing around the crib like Alcatraz really needed? And we wonder what's wrong with today's youths or yout's.

nuf said, we are not responsible, your results may vary, actual results not typical, mileage may vary, past performance is no guarantee for future performance, etc.. blah blah

Pulling Out, doesn't always work, but condom's just don't feel natural. I don't know about you, but I think after the 3rd or 4th I would have been in to see the doctor! Pull and Pray doesn't work all the time people, consider this your public service message from the AYSOS team.

Really, is there that much of a need for this service? This just goes to show, not only is location key if you are going to start a business , but choose your name carefully as well. Although I guess there is really no such thing as bad publicity right?

You are being monitored, in the very literal sense of the word in this case.

A great sign that warns those people with little common sense that you shouldn't be sitting your butt down the the very dangerous crocodile with sharp teeth that can tear your body in half. I guess common sense isn't common to everyone.