wow, what kind of restaurant are you at to get a crazy fortune cookie fortune like this? maybe you shouldn't answer that. Rectal use only? really?

We have all been somewhere when we needed a pen and couldn't find our or didn't bring one with us, check out this scary picture and let it be your lesson on why you should always be prepared. Rectal use only, really? Well, ok, maybe, I'll try most things once I guess.

A funny prescription from Rite Aid where you just need to take it rectally by inhaling.