The all new improved Wheelchair, all for free just pay a small shipping and handling charge of 4 easy payments of $399

Tired of people stealing your lunch from the frig at work? Well, introducing the all new and improved zip lock anti theft sandwich bag complete with fake mold spots

Now we are talking, a new improved babe version of Brokeback Mountain to be released starring Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek... I bet the ratings for this one are better than the original