Paris Hilton parties, gets drunk on her birthday and does some singing. I guess when you are Paris or have that much money you can pretty much do what you want.... right? I think she has learned that lesson, or maybe not

Cool picture of a strawberry Martini, use your own imagination as to what is in the background

What is it? Again, you get to use your imagination on this one, interesting use of the fish tale for sure, is this where the term whale tale comes from? I prefer thong better

Don't drink and fly if you are an ugly witch that flies around on a broom stick for Halloween

What happens when one day there is no news to report? Read the scrolling ticker tape, it is crazy funny. No news is good news... I guess that is what they say right

Celebrity Eva Longoria has reportedly gained 6-10 pounds, probably for the new season of Desperate Housewives where she now has a baby, or is finally realizing that she looks very sexy with more curves than she did when she was way to skinny, I like the new look for sure Eva

Wait till you hear what she says at the end. Fubar busted.

I would say these eggs look a bit worried in this funny picture considering seeing what just happened to their friend.

Now here is a case of really bad athletes foot, you should get some of that stuff that John Madden recommends on TV all the time. Not sure what the deal is on why these shoes are on fire, but I thought it was a cool picture anyway.

now now, everyone knows that when you got to a buffet you always eat more than you really want to, who says frogs can't have the same issue, a nice swamp, lots of bug, frog out, funny picture