Everyone who has ever bought a nice big bag of potato chips knows that air is really not free!

Get your own wireless wifi network do not park here to steal my bandwidth

And some women claim no equal rights, I beg to differ. How many free drinks and stuff would us men get if we had nice boobies and didn't wear a shirt...I'll give you a hint that a topless woman will always win

A pretty mom just wanting to break free and show off her goodies under her skirt with her black heels