Someone had way too much time on their hands in order to make this huge Oreo cookie

Removing or eating the middle creamy part of the Oreo cookie has been a long time standard, but this is going a bit extreme I would say...

Cookie monster is at a loss, he can't understand why in the world he would want to delete the cookies!

wow, what kind of restaurant are you at to get a crazy fortune cookie fortune like this? maybe you shouldn't answer that. Rectal use only? really?

Now this is crazy where you are going to buy some cookies and they always have the warning about peanuts for allergies but traces of human flesh... really?

Fortunes cookies can be interpreted in so many ways like how exits CAN be entrances into your new experiences IF you know what I mean...

All of those misleading fortune cookies well now you can read one that makes sense and will likely be very true by the time you leave the restaurant

Fine or a Tax Fortune Cookie