Now here is your chance to be one of the few people in the world to ever taste watermelon corn and it is very delicious. Needless to say someone failed badly at doing their labeling job.

I am not sure what kind of firewood or watermelons they are selling but I dont think I would eat or burn any of them.

I guess the husband has a point in that Watermelons cant see so what is the issue here with this funny sign