Now here is a diner I would be waiting in line to eat at, sometimes the waitress is there and sometimes not! A great and funny sign to put out, at least they are being honest about perhaps providing poor service to their customers

Now here is a reason to lower gas prices, PDiddy is complaining because he can't fly is private jet back and worth to Los Angelas because gas for his jet is too expensive, man if we only all had that problem, give me a break.

hahaha, now this sign brings out all the dirty thoughts in my head for sure. I think they would have thought about this placement just a little bit better. Oh well, make for funny material for us to laugh at anyway.

Now here is a reason to vote for Sarah Palin and John McCain, notice the order of names there? Nothing like a whale tale (thong) to get us to vote eh?

Guy tries to video him and his girl getting it on, but when she tried to go and change the radio, she finds it and he is busted! "Edward what the *****?" Owned for sure.

Big sale and everyone rushes in store and one women cant make it up escalator. WRONG WAY

Ever wondered how you could make a fire with a AA battery and a staple?.... me either, but I guess this could save your life or at least be a fun and dangerous trick while drinking

Just another very creative idea for a light switch, very funny

Now these must be some very strong drinks if you can light them on fire.

You might ask, why do I have to go 15mph just to use my EZpass, well check out this guy, I bet he will go slow the next time , if he has a next time that is....