What happens when one day there is no news to report? Read the scrolling ticker tape, it is crazy funny. No news is good news... I guess that is what they say right

Celebrity Eva Longoria has reportedly gained 6-10 pounds, probably for the new season of Desperate Housewives where she now has a baby, or is finally realizing that she looks very sexy with more curves than she did when she was way to skinny, I like the new look for sure Eva

Now you can smell the different types of air from many foreign countries from the comfort of your own home, just 19.99 plus shipping. Just bottle up the clean air when you visit these countries and sell it on eBay. I wonder if you can get diet or carb free air... hmm...

Wait till you hear what she says at the end. Fubar busted.

Your two favorite keys on your keyboard if you own a windows machine. Well, those and CTRL ALT DEL

I would say these eggs look a bit worried in this funny picture considering seeing what just happened to their friend.

Now here is a case of really bad athletes foot, you should get some of that stuff that John Madden recommends on TV all the time. Not sure what the deal is on why these shoes are on fire, but I thought it was a cool picture anyway.

Toddler T-Shirt says Daddy drinks because I cry, man aint that the truth, I am sure all with kids have felt this way from time to time

Do not lick sticker on some electronics, does this really happen that often that it needs a warning sticker, more stupid people out there than you think I guess.

It's the battle of century: Joe the Plumber vs. Joe Six-Pack. Embodying what they believe is right in America, these two patriots are butting heads in order to get your vote. Its plunger verse beer in this winner take all battle...tune in and find out who comes out on top.