wow, great quote by an old lady huh? A man might forget keys, etc.. but he will never forget oral sex no matter how bad it is. I really didn't think there was such a thing as bad oral sex, but I get the point. If you were Bill Clinton, leader of the free world, I think you would take a blowjob...

Doesn't really go with the theme of the site, but thought you would appreciate this unique snake picture. What make it worse is that this is what I woke up to the other morning. Check my blog entry for more info.

Sexy In this funny prank, girls with a dress on sit down on what appears to be a freshly painted bench. Minutes later, some dude comes along and places a wet paint sign down on the bench.

Don't you just hate those little black boxes they put over nudity on TV, what's the point of even showing it if you are just going to edit the good parts out?

Mental note, always pick up your sex toys before you get a picture and put it all over the internet... hahaha too funny

This clip just started to make the rounds of Sarah Palin in the swimsuit competition of a 1984 beauty pageant.

Now here is a guy who is obviously thirsty for some milk and just can't wait.

wow, check out this guy trying to get out of this Lamborghini, guess it might be the time to shed a few extra pounds as it isn't really easy to begin with.

McCain bails out on Letterman, McCain cancelled his appearance on the Letterman show to concentrate on the financial crisis, but David Letterman took it a bit personal.

uh oh, this isn't going to be good, I am a snail and I am on a train track, but it is so warm, wait, what is that noise?