Finally we are getting some respect, if we can't do it where we want at least they are going to let us light up our bong in a designated area. Funny bong sign

Sexy Hayden Panettiere and her friends dressed up in hot costumes, Hayden is a cowgirl I would say

wow, now this is gonna hurt, a girl with very cute feet walking on barbed wire, with her feet it just shouldn't be allowed.

Paris Hilton parties, gets drunk on her birthday and does some singing. I guess when you are Paris or have that much money you can pretty much do what you want.... right? I think she has learned that lesson, or maybe not

Sexy Celebrity Catherine Zeta Jones looking very cute in this pose.

Now this girl can do some crazy sexy stuff with her toungue, wow....

Obama Girl and McCain girl spank each other after a debate and are analyzed on how the performed... funny, sexy, great stuff

What is it? Again, you get to use your imagination on this one, interesting use of the fish tale for sure, is this where the term whale tale comes from? I prefer thong better

What happens when one day there is no news to report? Read the scrolling ticker tape, it is crazy funny. No news is good news... I guess that is what they say right