Now with Microsoft Windows Vista, you can even thread your bluescreen of death errors so that you can sort them out easier

Now this is a stupid sign, I guess my first question would be , if this is so expensive why is it sitting out side getting backed in the sun? It looks like a normal end table from Wal-Mart if you ask me, and does the owner really think a sign asking others not to steal it will really...

Looks like an old public swimming pool that lost funding or something and so they just filled it in with dirt and grass, although you would have thought they could have spent 15 minutes to remove the old ladder as well

Now here is a huge roll of toilet paper that will ensure you never run out of toilet paper again, or at least not for quite some time. I wonder how often that toilet gets plugged though?

wow, $20 freaking dollars for a crap sandwich really, I can't imagine what this would taste like nor why you would even order it, that is one funny receipt

I sure hope you don't have to actually use this phone as it appears it is completely useless in an emergency situation, seems like the need another number... either that or fix their stupid sign.

Now it may just be me, but if you highlight EVERYTHING in the book, then doesn't that defeat the purpose, just craziness I tell you, this guy should be locked up

More people than you probably realize actually do put cold hard cash money in their house, under their mattress, etc... but this might be taking it a bit to the extreme

I have said it before and I will say it again, Kristen Bell likes to show off her perfect legs and I guess nobody can blame her, and she always has those great sexy heels to compliment her shapely legs. I believe she is on the David Letterman talk show here and you know he is starring at her hard.

We are probably all used to patching and updating our computers, well now you can go out and download something to patch yourself or other humans, introducing version 1.1 of the human hotfix. Forget about working harder just apply this update patch