Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

This dumb blond knows whats going to happen, but she falls for the bait anyways. Funny ESPN Sports Center Advertisment

Now here is a reason to lower gas prices, PDiddy is complaining because he can't fly is private jet back and worth to Los Angelas because gas for his jet is too expensive, man if we only all had that problem, give me a break.

This Mens Urinal Member Holder is the hilarious hands-free solution every guy never knew they needed! Finally multitask at the urinal with both hands free for your phone, drink, or whatever else life demands.

This strong drink on fire video shows what happens when your cocktail is literally lit! These flaming beverages pack such a punch they become actual fire hazards.

It kinda makes you wonder does this happen that often that a sign actually needed to be created to stop such action, and if it really happens that often do we really think a little funny sign is going to stop it?

Just your run of the mill open up your butter and take a picture of it for no reason at all, no comment on this one, but I thought it was interesting

Funny Do not disturb sign on hotel door, this is a no nonsense sign telling you exactly what is going on inside and why you should stay away... well or go in depending on your preferences.

Well, I guess the title says it all really. If not let me try again, here we have a Banana that has been sculpted to look like a penis. I am thinking we humans could find better things to do with our time. And yes, I did have to look up how to spell Banana.

This hilarious penis art sculpture proves that some art projects definitely need better supervision. When your pottery class takes an unexpectedly phallic turn, you know the instructor might want to reconsider the assignment!