Ashley Greene in a very playful pose for Nylon magainze wearing some interesting black stockings with not quite matching yellow heels

wow, $20 freaking dollars for a crap sandwich really, I can't imagine what this would taste like nor why you would even order it, that is one funny receipt

I sure hope you don't have to actually use this phone as it appears it is completely useless in an emergency situation, seems like the need another number... either that or fix their stupid sign.

Now it may just be me, but if you highlight EVERYTHING in the book, then doesn't that defeat the purpose, just craziness I tell you, this guy should be locked up

Kristen Bell is out and about and once again showing off her perfect legs in her little yellow dress. I know this is probably a movie showing and all, but she sure does like to flaunt it doesn't she? and NO, I am sure as hell NOT complaining!

I'm not sure if this is a way to get us fat Americans to lose some weight or if they just ran out of money in their budget to finish the work on in this escalator, but it sure does look a lot more like stairs to me

I have said it before and I will say it again, Kristen Bell likes to show off her perfect legs and I guess nobody can blame her, and she always has those great sexy heels to compliment her shapely legs. I believe she is on the David Letterman talk show here and you know he is starring at her hard.

We are probably all used to patching and updating our computers, well now you can go out and download something to patch yourself or other humans, introducing version 1.1 of the human hotfix. Forget about working harder just apply this update patch

This funny homeless guy says no checks after getting burned by bounced payments one too many times. He's learned the hard way that some people can't be trusted with their checkbooks, but wait - don't you need a bank account to cash those checks anyway?

Another stupid road sign, this one says the lane is closed to help with congestion, I guess I am not sure how a lane being closed can help, but that is what it says