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How is Caviar really made you ask, well here is what the call the grinder method, hmmm, doesn't that just look yummy, nothing like taking slimy fish eggs and them running them through a grinder to make a great snack.

NFL players, like Hines Ward, love hitting hard but they keep getting fined for it. What are they supposed to do in a contact sport? Hit lightly? Will the UFC soon tell fighters not to punch too hard?

Looks like our favorite Harry Potter celebrity babe Emma Watson got a new pair of panties, she looks so cute here.

This Cool Spiderman Skin Suit tattoo creates an amazing illusion of the iconic superhero costume beneath torn skin. The realistic 3D effect makes it look like Spider-Man's suit is actually part of the wearer's body!

Santa goes splat in this hilarious holiday mishap! Our jolly gift-giver took a tumble from his sleigh and made quite the impression on the pavement. Looks like Christmas delivery might be running a bit late this year!

This hilarious "new idea for passenger plane" features a bizarre aircraft design that looks like it was dreamed up by someone with a twisted sense of humor. The unusual configuration would definitely make for an unforgettable flight experience!

I feel sorry for this guy, I mean how many times does this happen to every guy out there, and of course she just happens to be the in the way when you trip and your pants fall down. People get all bent out of shape like you really meant to fall and get in trouble for sexual harassment. by the...

Are you tired of rhythm...Learn to dance like a white guy.

Somewhat scary , but very cool cat picture, looks like a cat out of a Stephen King movie