We all know the saying Think Before you Speak, well in this new internet and better yet Twitter age, the saying should be changed to Google Before you Tweet. In other words people, get your facts straight before you go out tweeting about what you assume are facts!

Now this is how a real man shaves his face in the morning before work, forget those little women sized razors, those are used for their little legs, this is a man here shaving with a chainsaw

At least this could be a way that you could enjoy your wine while have deniability in that you thought it was water. Yes officer I had a few bottles of water before driving, strange.

A creative and funny nightlight like you have never seen before to be sure, a water faucet style with lighted water dripping, must be an LED for sure.

A funny cartoon with some Star Trek humor about Going Where No Man has Gone Before

Only at Walmart. A funny sign for a product I have never heard of before. These Yeast Rings sure do look good and who doesnt enjoy a good ring now and then.

Here is a sign where you can list all the things you like to do before you get that first cup of coffee on the morning. As you can see in this funny picture her list is blank for a reason