nuf said, we are not responsible, your results may vary, actual results not typical, mileage may vary, past performance is no guarantee for future performance, etc.. blah blah

A great sign that warns those people with little common sense that you shouldn't be sitting your butt down the the very dangerous crocodile with sharp teeth that can tear your body in half. I guess common sense isn't common to everyone.

uh oh, this isn't going to be good, I am a snail and I am on a train track, but it is so warm, wait, what is that noise?

Do not lick sticker on some electronics, does this really happen that often that it needs a warning sticker, more stupid people out there than you think I guess.

Warning sign, this balcony is not on ground level, really, wow, I guess it wouldn't be a balcony if it was on the ground now would it.... stupid people

NFL players, like Hines Ward, love hitting hard but they keep getting fined for it. What are they supposed to do in a contact sport? Hit lightly? Will the UFC soon tell fighters not to punch too hard?

A man is now suing a software company because they have made his computer, too fast, can you believe this crap?

Now here is a sign you don't see everyday on the road, flashers ahead, for those that actually pay attention to those sign as you are driving that is....

Another very funny and creative toilet sign, warning ladies there could be a peeper!

Warning that nice cold frosty beer on a hot summer day that tastes so good could cause memory loss or even worse memory loss or perhaps worst case , memory loss