Funny sign, please do not throw your cigarette butts in the urinal as it makes them too soggy to light

This hilarious use the other door funny sign creates the ultimate confusing loop that will leave visitors scratching their heads. The contradictory door signage perfectly captures everyday frustration in the most ridiculous way possible.

Now this is a good warning sign if there ever was one. If you trespass here we will violate you. So if you step into their yard I am guessing you are hoping it is some supermodel babe.

Ever wonder what the copilot in a plane really does? I mean unless the actual pilot dies what does this guy do for the entire flight? Well, here is your funny sign right in the cockpit that answers your question.

Now we finally have a solution for when you use up all your sick days at work! Just call in dead and take the day off, brilliant!

Now you can grab a cup of coffee, check your email on your Cingular phone and hit the drive thru Lawyer. Although I guess it isn't Cingular anymore, rather AT&T

This Funny Parents Signature on a Note shows what happens when kids try to forge their way out of trouble at school. One clever child's attempt at copying mom or dad's signature is so hilariously bad it's actually genius.

This stupid door sign takes stating the obvious to a whole new level of absurdity. The brilliant logic of telling people they can't enter if the door won't open is peak comedy gold. Check it out for a good laugh!

Cute Zooey Deschanel in a dress shows off her adorable style in this stunning see-through outfit. The quirky actress looks absolutely gorgeous in the elegant yet playful ensemble that perfectly captures her signature charm.

Funny photography dark room sign, everyone knows you have to keep the door closed in a dark room otherwise all the dark will escape and ruin your pictures.