It may seem like common sense, but you should obviously never stick you fingers in or close to a snapping turtles mouth... or this could happen

Emma Watson sure has grown up to be quite the sexy babe, such a hot pose here for her in her frilly panties

Support the troops, you too can carry around a cardboard cutout of your boyfriend or girlfriend who is away serving their country

Funny video commercial about getting IT in the can

He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident. The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation

This is why no good parent should let their children play with Lego's, forget about the choking hazard

A couple of cute babes playing with a statue and she gets her ass grabbed as well she should

Strange looks like a door, but no, it is indeed not a door, I mean the sign says so right...

Check out the skills with this Hooters Girl, watch the stool go round and round while she pours a beer, a great trick.

A commercial for Hardees restaurant that was banned and never seen in the United States, you can probably see why