Potential, not everyone can be great. Kids, just remember this sign when you get that report card that says John has Potential he just needs to apply himself...

Uh, oh. You're at your front door without a key. If you've got a credit card, see if you can get it to open the door before you use it to pay for a locksmith

Having a picture of you all dolled up in your cute little cheerleader outfit posted all over the internet, now that is Mastercard priceless.

Support the troops, you too can carry around a cardboard cutout of your boyfriend or girlfriend who is away serving their country

ah.. remember the good ole days, when you had to mail in your query to Google on a post card?

Well if at first you dont succeed then do it the right way the first time!

You aren't a real poker play until you've either been invited to play somewhere that has these poker urinals or you have them installed in your house. Urinals with each of the 4 suits in cards, spades, clubs, diamonds, and hearts, very cool indeed

A funny card about having a superpower that you can siphon other peoples hard workouts for your health benefit.

Funny card - Does anyone care of you are live - I am guessing they do and you can test it out by not paying your bills

A funny picture in a bread shop about Marriage. Marriage is like a deck of cards.... just skip to the part about needing a club and a spade