Articles — Off-Beat

A trout the size of a toddler proves fishing tales aren't always lies, while the moon reminds us it's still the most dramatic celestial body in our neighborhood.

When McDonald's advertises for smiling faces to deal with actual shit and a bar lays out the existential case for day drinking, you know signage has reached peak honesty.

From neutering clinics to retro video calls, some designs really make you wonder what they were thinking when they greenlit these ideas.

From questionable sexuality quizzes to blood type fortune-telling, the internet's obsession with categorizing ourselves has reached peak absurdity.

From plumbing that's chronically dehydrated to a missing poster for a show about being missing, these signs prove reality has a twisted sense of humor.

When your baby morphs into a tiny prison inmate and shaving becomes a full-contact sport, you know the internet has peaked for the day.

When passive-aggression meets laminated paper, you get the kind of workplace communication that's equal parts hilarious and slightly terrifying.

When someone really wants to support the troops but autocorrect has other plans, plus nature's glow-in-the-dark party trick that'll make you rethink your night light.

Sometimes the truth hurts, especially when it's written on a shop window or in a brutally honest food dictionary.