If your topless girlfriend is sleeping in the sun, happily dreaming away and lounging in the land of slumber, don't let her just get away with it, instead put a giant snake next to her to ensure she gets a rude awakening. She'll love it!

See people, this is why you are ALWAYS nice to the people that serve and prepare your food while eating out, well at least until you get your food then you can be as rude as you want. I am thinking that spitting your food is probably the best that can happen compared to what they could do while...