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SeeLess Watermelons for Sale

Tue, 03 Mar 2015 01:12:25 +0000

I guess the husband has a point in that Watermelons cant see so what is the issue here with this funny sign

Firewood Watermelons

Thu, 15 May 2014 23:46:46 +0000

I am not sure what kind of firewood or watermelons they are selling but I dont think I would eat or burn any of them.

News Report Man Killed to Death

Wed, 25 Sep 2013 14:50:23 +0000

For sure this is the worst way to die - Killed to Death is going to hurt and probably even leave a mark.

American Product Made in Canada

Fri, 20 Sep 2013 14:04:10 +0000

Well I guess it is better than being made in China but here is another example of an American company that has no choice than to seek external sources for production due to the ongoing government involvement and regulations here in the United States.

Funny Parents Signature on a Note

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:04:23 +0000

Ah those crazy kids will try anything to get out of showing that note from school or report card to their parents. Some kids are obviously smarter than others at getting away with it though.

Congrats on College now Pay your Bills

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 15:30:45 +0000

A funny picture outlining the serious issue that college graduates face today in finding a good job to pay off all their debt while attending school.

What Kind of Girls Camp is This

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 17:40:35 +0000

I know I sure would have some questions around the name of this girls camp. Climax really can we all say FAIL

Starbucks Coffee Delivery Van Fail

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 12:38:45 +0000

Starbucks Coffee should have probably thought out the design of their delivery van a little better to avoid this funny fail.

How to Burn 800 Calories in 30 Minutes

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 06:32:12 +0000

Introducing an all new diet plan where anyone and I mean anyone can burn 800 calories in just 30 minutes.

Robbers Van Ready for a Pickup

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 20:17:39 +0000

These robbers arent even trying to disguise their motives, no plumber or telephone labeled van for them.

Watermelon Corn is so Delicious

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 07:10:08 +0000

Now here is your chance to be one of the few people in the world to ever taste watermelon corn and it is very delicious. Needless to say someone failed badly at doing their labeling job.

Rustoleum It Stops Rust Really

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 05:52:33 +0000

Funny picture showing just how great Rustoleum really is at stopping rust. Really it does, promise, buy now and 2 cans for the price of one?

Nike Slogan Just Do It Not Good

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 14:46:55 +0000

After all the bad luck Nike has had with their various endorsements that have gone bad I believe they might be taking another look at their Just Do It Slogan....

How many Pancakes in the Entire Box

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 03:46:18 +0000

Well you have have 14 pancakes or you can have ALL of the pancakes, there is no in between here buddy.

Not the Best Teacher Ever

Sat, 09 Feb 2013 20:54:01 +0000

Another funny picture of people using incorrect grammar and in this case to their teacher who is oboviously not the best and no I didnt use any punctiation in this description either

Locked Bike Fail Picture

Sun, 30 Sep 2012 11:54:00 +0000

I guess this person was hoping that a thief would just see the lock on the bike in this picture and move on, but I would have to say FAIL for sure. And by the way you need a new seat!

Computer Based Work Week Funny Comic

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 02:22:36 +0000

This funny comic likely portrays how your work week looks as far as your mood, but what happens on Saturday when you are home, probably on the computer again, but just using Facebook instead of working and you have a window.

People Suck at Parking Card

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 12:52:33 +0000

We have all needed and wanted one of these cards at some point in our life. The you suck at Parking card to be handed out by you as you see fit. We all know who they are, the people that feel the need to take up 2 spots, park diagonally, on the curb, etc...

Drunk Things to NOT do

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 17:08:04 +0000

15 items of things you should not be doing while you are drunk. We have all seen those people that do stupid things while drinking and you for sure don't want it to be you.

Speed Stick Deodorant Funny Picture

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 14:10:21 +0000

A funny picture about how this guy read the directions wrong on usage of his new Speed Stick deodorant.

Failed Jumping Off A Boat Picture

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 08:28:42 +0000

If you are going to jump off of a boat and have your picture taken doing it you should probably make sure you dont fail at doing it. I guess 3 out of the 4 made it just fine. I like how she puts her hand down like the water is going to catch her. At least the bikini girl made it up in the air for us.

Crazy cookie package warning

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 09:02:46 +0000

Now this is crazy where you are going to buy some cookies and they always have the warning about peanuts for allergies but traces of human flesh... really?

50 worst video game box covers

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 16:36:30 +0000

Check out this list of the 50 worst video game box covers, very sad indeed.

The lonely self shooter

Sun, 29 Jul 2012 07:54:19 +0000

You always see those self shooter pictures that use a mirror well this lonely shooter has a whole new way to get those self shots.

Whisper dirty things in my ear

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 12:24:48 +0000

She just wants him to whisper dirty things into her ear so he does just that even though I am betting that is not what she wanted to hear.

Jeep Wrangler passenger Chair

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 18:36:58 +0000

Now this guy got creative on the cheap to install a nice comfortable passenger side chair in his Jeep Wrangler!

All Mommy wanted was a Backrub

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 18:06:22 +0000

Funny baby onesie shirt picture that all Mommy wanted was a simple backrub and she got a baby as a bonus

Mitt Romney can spell Money

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 11:44:45 +0000

So sick of hearing people bash Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney only because he is wealthy. Here is a funny picture though when they are supposed to line up to spell Romney they actually spell Money which probably isnt helping his image any.

Bed boundaries if you are married

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 10:56:48 +0000

A funny picture showing just exactly how the bed boundaries are laid out once you get married. Do not let her fool you during the dating phase as it WILL change after marriage.

Funny Redneck beer wind chime

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 16:40:59 +0000

A funny picture of what a Redneck beer wind chime looks like, hey I bet it works better than most of the ones you can buy that are made in China.

XBOX 360 controller defective funny

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:58:12 +0000

Check out this picture of a Microsoft XBOX 360 controller that was returned because it was defective, but was it really defective? Read the funny reason for the return on the slip, FAIL

Funny mug shot criminal fail

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:28:28 +0000

Check out this guy and his brand new free of charge mug shot funny picture. Take notice of his funny shirt, wonder if it had anything to do with him not getting a warning from the police he was hiding from?

Non alcoholic Vodka drink

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 12:14:26 +0000

Really what is even the point of drinking Vodka if it is non alcoholic, I mean who just straight up likes the taste of vodka without the alcohol in it? Stupid drink picture.

Homemade smartphone game wheel

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 04:36:59 +0000

If you have the Wii remote wheel then you might see what this idiot was trying to do by creating a homemade game wheel for his smartphone. I give it a fail using a florescent light filled with poisonous gases.

Ugly lipstick babe picture fail

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 06:26:28 +0000

Check out these three babes one is not like the others can you pick her out? I'll give you a hint just look for the most ugly lipstick you have ever seen in your life. Let's just call this what it is a FAIL picture

Funny sign driving carefully fail

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:56:09 +0000

Check out this funny sign warning people to drive carefully, well, lets just say this guy failed for sure.

Missing woman fail posting

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 01:02:36 +0000

Check out this posting for a missing woman, it says she has been missing since she got lost and that the last contact with her was AFTER she got lost. This is an amazing piece of journalism here folks, can we all say FAIL together now?

Funny picture shotgun shell wreath

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 17:00:32 +0000

Tis the season for every redneck to unite and put up their very own shotgun shell Christmas wreath on the door to their trailer.

Crazy live news reporter busted

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 19:14:26 +0000

Check out this screen capture picture from a live news report, where the support guy in the background is busted looking at bikini girls on live TV! Now that is funny and probably embarrassing and a job costing move. FAIL

Apple computer FAIL at Microsoft

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 10:58:07 +0000

A Microsoft presentation that is using an Apple computer for the slide show presentation, I would call that a FAIL.

Quality can production job here

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 13:10:42 +0000

You get home finally ready to open that nice can of mush Sardines, you tongue is watering to bite into those soft bones, but when you open the can you find out that quality control was very lacking and instead you got a can of a can, great job guys, no you are going to go hungry.

Marlboro kids cigarettes box

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 00:28:05 +0000

Really, those that think cigarette companies like Marlboro are marketing to kids are just being silly. Take this crazy picture for instance, can you really honestly say you think this is targeting children? Wow, and now it even has 100% more nicotine!

USB floppy thumb drive

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 03:30:39 +0000

Not sure what you would call this one really, I guess it is still a USB drive, it just looks like a floppy disk, pretty funny really.

County Market food FAIL sign

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 04:52:34 +0000

Check out the good ole County Market for your discount food needs, I guess that all depends on your definition of food with this FAIL sign.

Guy FAILS trying to Occupy Wall Street

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 22:00:52 +0000

This guy just wants to get involved with the Occupy Wall street movement, he made a sign and everything, but alas, he FAILS

Tim Tebow crying Football FAIL

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 10:50:02 +0000

Someone should really let Tim Tebow know that there is no crying in Football, this is a huge fail in my book, suck it up pretty boy.

Craigslist FAIL text message

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 01:18:24 +0000

Now this is funny, this guy wants to buy a Toyota Prius from Craigslist, but his iPhone auto corrects the word Prius and makes the text message sound a bit creepy.

Guy has skills with Photoshop

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:35:45 +0000

Now this guy knows how to Photoshop or Photochop as some people like to call it and certainly appears to be the better word for it here. That is funny, but can we say FAIL

What do you call a fake Sony

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 22:14:48 +0000

As you may know for every real product out there, it is very likely that there is a fake, cheap, remade product that looks the same, but just isn't. In this case it is a fake Sony PlayStation controller, so the question is what do you call a fake Sony controller? A Fony Sony of course.

Fail hotel stupid room sign

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 13:16:13 +0000

This hotel gets a huge fail for this stupid room sign, anyone see what the problem is, if not comment below and I will point it out to you.

Guys fails at sneaking a skirt peek

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 02:36:08 +0000

Check out this guy trying to sneek a little peek up this cute babes skirt while she is innocently on her computer. Although I certainly can't say I blame him for trying since she has made it so easy, I am going to say he FAILS since he is busted on camera. Or perhaps the look was worth it and he actually is WINNING

Look left funny fail picture

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 14:18:12 +0000

A stupid fail picture asking you to look left, and I bet you didn't because you are stupid too.

Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 12:48:27 +0000

Interesting article about Microsoft Bill Gates and Apple Steve Jobs, some of this directly from the book that Steve Jobs wrote and includes quite a few details about Bill Gates and what he really thought about him.

Bucket list item everyone should have

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 19:06:38 +0000

If you haven't seen the movie or know what a bucket list is, it is basically everything you want to do in life before you die. Now this guy seems to have only one entry in his bucket list and that is Olivia Wilde, I guess I can't really blame him, but it is somewhat lame for a bucket list, let alone actually sharing it. Can we all say FAIL together.

Hot beer get your Hot Beer here

Sat, 05 Nov 2011 18:14:43 +0000

ah, you know the feeling, a hot summer day, you've been working hard outside and you just want a nice ~~cold~~ Hot Beer? I don't know who made this stupid sign, but they are not winning, they are for sure FAILing

When Women say what

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 13:42:53 +0000

Funny picture letting you know that when a woman says what to you, it isn't that she didn't hear you really, she is just trying to be nice and give you another chance to change what you said to begin with. Any they wonder why we don't understand them half the time.

Beer runs through a babe

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 19:52:14 +0000

We all know after that 3rd beer you are going to need to take a leak and for hot babes it is probably even quicker, she looks like she is in heaven after getting rid of some of this beer that ran right through her.

Steps to the garage door

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 06:18:38 +0000

Now this is a funny picture of a unique design, ok a stupid design, why in the world would you have steps down to your garage door, can we all say FAIL together.

Funny universal remote with tape

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 02:11:30 +0000

Now this chic got a bit creative and made her own universal remote out of all of her remotes taped together. Hey, whatever works and I am sure it was cheaper than buying one at Best Buy

Which restroom door to use

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 15:08:12 +0000

Now I admit I have walked into the wrong restroom door on occasion because I wasn't paying attention, but this guy has a whole other type of problem. That is why they should just spell out Men and Women on the doors and forget the symbols, or if you are going to use symobls then try boobs and a penis.

The mobile ATM machine

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 00:10:00 +0000

Not a bad idea, but I don't think I would trust a mobile ATM machine

Create more Jobs Apple

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:10:38 +0000

Funny political cartoon about creating more jobs in America, and by jobs they don't mean a place for people to go to work, they are talking about Steve Jobs of Apple himself.

AT&T retail stores everywhere

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 00:10:00 +0000

Wow, wonder why AT&T felt the need to really have two retail stores in the same physical building, strip mall , whatever you want to call it, ahhh, it must be because of the new Apple iPhone 4S coming out soon.

Apple iPhone 4S announced

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 00:10:00 +0000

Finally, after the much anticipated hype, speculation, and rumors Apple has announced the next version of the popular iPhone lineup. The new version will be called the iPhone 4S, not the iPhone 5 as most predicted. This is somewhat like the iPhone 3GS where there wasn't a huge change, just a few updates. The 4S will basically have a better camera at 8 megapixels and of course come with the new operation system, iOS 5. The iPhone 4S goes on sales October 14th and will now be available on Sprint as well as AT&T and Verizon. Older versions can download and install iOS5 on October 12th.

Kacey Anthony and OJ Simpson

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 17:59:58 +0000

Two of Americas favorite celebrity felons (I guess they aren't technically felons since they were found not guilty), Kacey Anthony and OJ Simpson, at least our legal system is an equal opportunity screw up.

No love for dead battery

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 11:32:04 +0000

This guy or maybe a gal had to leave their car at the meter for too long because of a dead battery, and even wrote a nice funny note asking to not get a ticket. The police gave them no love and wrote them up a ticket anway. Now, I am guessing they have seen this plot before without a doubt. And how long does it really take to at least go get some jumper cables.