The Heinz Au'tomato' Machine

I love technology, important discoveries in science making the world a better place & humanity benefiting from the outcome & thanks to advances in robotics, squeezing out your own sauce will soon be a thing of the past.

Off to Dubai for some ariel sightseeing of the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world. It seems everything is done on an overkill sized scale there.

Marching bands are a staple of every school, but as incredible as they can be they can also be full of fail, so here's a compilation of those moments when a marching band becomes a marching fail.

Your first frenchie will always be a lasting memory so, listen up to some do's and don'ts off a master. As much as he says not to do it, keeping your eyes open can be funny!

Why even attempt backflips? It's not like if you pull it off people will be saying 'Holy crap! I can't believe he did it...a backflip!'. Yet if you fail you snap your neck. OMFG!

Apparently, there is crying in baseball.

If he was really good, he could sharpen the pencil a little more each time.. COOL

Watch the "never-before-seen" Back To The Future audition tapes, featuring Al Pacino, Eddie Murphy, Prince, Robin Williams, Pee Wee and more! Of course, they aren't actually those real actors, but SNL comedians impersonating them hilariously.

Why I'm glad you asked. It's so damn hot even tattoos are running off in search of a cold one. Mind you if I was Buddy I'd take full advantage of the chance to jump the ink wench, she's a babe!

Japanese competitive eater Kobayashi takes on a tiny hamster to see who can eat the most hotdogs, and you'll be surprised as to who comes out victorious when the battle for food supremacy is over.

I'm guessing the moral of this video is to make sure you always go first (or second!) - The first two guys complete this monster jump but their buddy doesn't have the speed to make the distance and painfully fails!