Just what would it look like if Facebook was a magazine instead of a website?

A very cute wife showing off her sexy body in a short skirt and black pantyhose for the camera

We have all been somewhere when we needed a pen and couldn't find our or didn't bring one with us, check out this scary picture and let it be your lesson on why you should always be prepared. Rectal use only, really? Well, ok, maybe, I'll try most things once I guess.

Finally ladies (and some guys) what you have all been waiting for, a nice new shiny pair of Apple iPhone earrings!

Not sure why you would want to drink you wine out of a straw of any kind really, but here is a cool picture of some wine glasses with a built in straw.

Thanks you to Lance Armstrong for finally coming clean funny picture. Maybe not so nice considering above all else he did survive cancer and has done alot for cancer research, but it is funny none the less.

Check out this group of USAF A-10 attack planes, I wouldn't want to be their intended target. Most commonly called the Warthog, the actual name is the Thunderbolt II. Is the 3rd guy drinking coffee?

Sexy celebrity Carla Gugino in a very cool pose showing how beautiful she is.

Funny door mat that looks just like the Apple iPhone unlock screen. I would like to see how many people actually try to slide their feet across the mat to see if it really works.

Finally we have all been waiting for something like this, the all new Budweiser IV directly to your blood, or refill it with your favorite beer of choice.

The most popular operating system in the world, Microsoft Windows, sure has come a long way since version 3 way back when, check out this nostalgic flashback picture.

Carla Gugino is one of the hottest actresses out there without a doubt, check out this pose with that seductive take me now look, and just a little peek at her stocking clad legs

Michael Phelps as a sperm is the first to the egg!