Hey, at least with this funny sign they are being honest with you and not just saying "expect delays", instead they are straight out telling you that you will never get to work, at least not on time.

Now this is a what you call a lucky person, having construction take place all around your BMW instead of just having it destroyed

If you don't have the right tools for the job you probably shouldn't be doing that job. Here is a guy who didn't have a ladder or anything safer to use so he climbs his construction vehicle and puts a ladder in the scoop.... amazing,,.... creative I guess, but I don't believe OSHA would like to...