We know have final proof that their is life on Mars, it may not be intelligent life but they have a McDonalds so that is a start

Introducing the newest gadget from Microsoft, the Windows XP casket computer

Really? A school field trip to the nudity bar to see a sex show? First of all my field trips were never that good, second, who signed that permission slip, and third, look at the price of gas!!

You know when you just have to send that text message. Like, you've just seen an awesome episode of South Park and you've got to text your bro to tell him to watch it ASAP. It looks like this was one of those times.

Funny classified ad for a guy wanting a woman with specific qualities

Really, sure doesn't seem like this sign really says it is open 24 hours now does it?